Journal

This is a fake journal. With fake events and fake experience

10.03.2026 - We made it through Tuesday

The morning was over quick and I literally cannot recall why. I may have been writing things. Maybe not. I did publish some media release but it was written by someone else. Oh well. In other news: somebody covered themselves in gasoline and lit themselves at the entrance to a bus, killing 5 others. Maybe more ( srf.ch). For a moment, I thought this could've been my ex -- she did say she would do something crazy.

09.03.2026 - A long day

The parliament discussed an affair that is crucial to our cause. And they basically went with everything we proposed. I'm organising a bachelor party and it is coming along nicely, I think. The main event is booked, and the restaurant might be too - still awaiting the confirmation but it'll be fine.